My response was simple. The bigger and badder this world's problems get, the more I need the sanity of my cats. As insane as they can be.
Over forty-blahbuhlah years of having cats, I've learned these simple things in caring for them, much of the time criticized:
1) Cats belong indoors, or they die. Or piss off the neighbors, which brings us back to the first part. I did have a neighbor once who liked to target practice on neighborhood cats. I'm certain he was responsible for the previous family's cat disappearing.
Mostly, they are subjected to more disease and obviously, predators, including a lousy neighbor. I lost my first kitty to a freaky accident. Tiger was chased by a coyote, and nearly made a clean escape as he bounded over the chain link fence. Only, his collar got caught on the top wires of the fence and it hung him. We didn't have break-away collars in those days. It was awful for my brother who found him. I wasn't allowed to have another cat for some time, as Mother couldn't bear to lose another. After all, we were just feeding the coyotes. One cat, Axel, came to us by way of the rear-axel housing of a car in for service at my brother's shop. He was a terribly lucky one to have made the trek from the car owner's house to the shop. How he survived is amazing. But, he still succumbed to a coyote a few years later.
Gee, I can't imagine why I made a decision to keep my cats indoors, when I was old enough to make my own rules.
Keeping cats indoors is a challenge for some, but just takes some getting used to - for you and for the cat(s). The first rule of keeping cats indoors is their access to safe play. For instance, crystal stemware, orderly arranged on a buffet, is not a lovely display for when company comes over, it's a playground. Bloody pawprints on your white carpet leading away from the "playground" doesn't take Monk to figure out what happened.
The worst thing in this house for the cats is Hubs' size 13's in the darkened hallway. And the dreaded stair rail that Miss Abby likes to climb on. It's a quick trip to the basement, but in reality, it just makes my hair gray, she's survived that flight numerous times.
My mother's cat, who I call Johnny Dangerously, lives alone with her in a small apartment. My mother's in her 80's, and is now faced with dealing with a year old kitten. She's never had any creature she was actually forced to deal with. She MUST play with him - he demands it. He does precisely what I pay him to do - get her out of her chair.
There's a little mouse out on Mom's patio. He's a repeat customer for the bird seed. I told Mom, give the little mouse a name. "Why on earth do I have to name everything?" says she. If you name the mouse, and continue to call him that name, Johnny Dangerously will pick up on it. When JD is bugging the daylights out of you, all you have to do is ask him, "Where's Fred?" Guess who goes running to the patio door and out of Mom's hair?
The mouse's name is officially Fred. Mother's pretty impressed that her cat knows the name of his buddy mouse, Fred. Oh and he fetches too. The cat, not Fred.
It's simple. Really.
3) You actually have to provide your cats with "real" food. Not faux-food we've come to know and hate. Generally speaking, if it comes in cardboard, mylar or a can, it's not going to be good for them. Some are better than others, for sure, but come on. They, like people, need real food.
Sure, your cats may seem healthy now. Come back and talk to me when you're staring a $1200 vet bill in the face when your kitty is feeling the cumulative results of a poor diet.
We'll talk more about this later....this is just a start.
Go check this out in the meantime: Feline's Pride
Love your blog! I truly did a lot of lol'ing as I read your entries above. My only complaint is that it's too short! (I should talk, I haven't started one yet!) I also think you need a Facebook page too. Maybe I can convince you to create one if I offer to help. I'm offering. (c;
ReplyDeleteI am very interested in purchasing some of the Feline Pride cat food from you. However, I'm too impatient and would rather drive to get it than have you ship it to me. I live east of Seattle and wonder if you actually have a store-front where my husband and I could pop in some day to pick up a stash of real kitty food. I'd really like to pick up 2-3 tubs of food to test it out on our two cats. I'll have to read up on the food website to see what details they give about how long it will last and do we just scoop it out frozen like ice cream and let it melt? (c;
I want my kitties healthier, and although Fancy Feast isn't the worst cat food, I want them to be treated with food they should eat - and unfortunately, they really are attracted to fish which I've read isn't the best for them. (What cat ever caught a tuna?)
Just wanted you to know that this is actually the second time I've been here, I just realized I COULD post this time now that I have a google id!
Thanks for setting up a distribution point in our area.
Cindy Mc